earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

tyleroakley:

Walk up in the club like:

tyleroakley:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

why

purplestrokes:

life is a cold pop tart

chrisynova:

praying:

cute boys only exist to cause pain

In my ass

I was so high yesterday, that I decided I wanted to write a novel about my life, and a certain best friends life. I even wrote notes down that I don’t even remember doing.

growlithed:

rupindre:

lameborghini:

petition to stop the use of the word schlong

what is schlong with it

why cant we all just get aschlong